God I hate these things. A little bit about me, huh? I'm an apprentice bootblack, a big dyke, a sadomasochist, a webmistress, an online bookseller, a polyamourist, a giant nerd, a proud fatgirl, a neopian, an occational writer, an amature interior decorator, a beer snob and a pool shark.
(insert witty shit here)
Please be aware that, if you friend me out of the blue, it might be weeks before I notice, unless you make some big fuckin' stink about it. Also be aware that I almost never make friends-only posts. If I don't friend you back, you're really not missing much.
Oh, by the way, I'm a big filter whore. If I'm on your friends list, you can freely assume that I would like to be on all of your filters, sight unseen.